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I would like to share with you an email I got from my grandmother today that made me laugh.  So much laughter.  My grandmother is a Methodist so yes she is religious and I get emails like this all the time.  Anyways, to the thing that has amused me today (note I copy-pasta'd it directly from the email):

This is Incredible!



One of nature's jewels that so many may never see.
The largest flower in the world was blooming in Blanco, Veracruz , Mexico.
Two meters (6 5/8 feet) high and weighing 75 kilos (165 1/3 lbs).

It has the peculiarity of blooming only during three days every 40 years.
You'd only see it once or twice in a lifetime!

Shouldn't this qualify as the "8th Wonder of the World"?


[Pictures here that I don't have of the flower that you can find by Googling]


Amorphophallus titanum

(Araceae), also called "cadaverous flower"
has the

peculiarity of blooming only during three (3) days every 40 years.

"Do you suppose God gave us a flower

that represents the 40 years in the desert".

"And it only blooms for 3 days - the

length of time Jesus died and rose."



Okay, that is the entire email.   The reason why I laugh every time I see this is because the "cadaverous flower" smells like a rotting corpse (cadaverous coming from the medical cadaver that is a corpse that the students practice on), hence it's nickname: The Corpse Flower.  Which I suppose could be an ironic representation Jesus since he did technically die and technically is now a walking corpse (zombie Jesus!).

I seriously get emails like this all. The. Time.  From her.  The last email I got that I almost replied back to was one about how Bald Eagles break off their beaks and talons after 40 years or some such and starve themselves for three months to let them grow back.  It was their 'rebirth' and it was obviously a sign from Jesus for something.  I hopefully don't have to tell you that eagles of no kind have ever done this.  They would have died in the process.

The funny part is that I generally just delete the email (sometimes without reading it) and go about my day.  But when the information is like this, I have to mention it.  Though the first part I actually like, the second part (where it get religious) is the bit I could do without.  I would rather get an email with an interesting but little known fact than an interesting fact with a religious twist.

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:iconredfoxbennaton:
~Redfoxbennaton Mar 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I will make your empire fall.

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~JynxedDraca Mar 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
You will have to go through my many armies to attempt this.

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...cause it's faptastic.

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~Redfoxbennaton Mar 22, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Armies of delusion.

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Hey, I did not change this icon. It changed itself!
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~JynxedDraca Mar 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Of destruction and of Chaos.

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...cause it's faptastic.

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~Illeander Feb 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:!

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~Rubilon Oct 18, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Hope you've been well beautiful.

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HI i made one its bud! :) i add a poem i just wrote not finished but tryin to get stuff out there and i was told this was the place to do it Loveyou sister
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~JynxedDraca Sep 14, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Holy cow, Bud! Yeah, this site isn't so bad for poetry, though FictionPress might be better. But awesome, I'll have to check out your page.

Cute avatar by the way.

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~Kyonetsu Apr 1, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
DA fails hardcore this year for April Fool's! D: OMG THE TROLLLLLLLLL FAISSSSSSSS!

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~JynxedDraca Apr 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
What? Where is the troll fais? I didn't see any. I am sa-HOLY SHIT! Creeper troll face!

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